~I will gladly write nsfw, or sfw short Fics if it tickles my fancy. Sometimes I draw but I am not really happy with my style at the current moment. If you would like to make a request just hit my up on/off anon. (Off makes it easier to chat about what ya want) Be don't be nondescript. I really need to know a few details to make you happy on what you're getting.
WHEN REQUESTING FICS; NO NONCON, NO SHOTACON, NO GORE. Thank you~
Yo dog. Come at me.
The name's Kuri or Makari. I am indeed male yooo.
My blog is NSFW so please don't fucking ask me to tag that shit. I roleplay and write a lot so if you want in on that godly occurrence just ask.
Gimme a piece of ya mind boy I'll take it into consideration.
Peace, love, homestuck.
Contact me at email@example.com if you want <3
EB: are you kidding????????
EB: pranking innocent tick-or-treaters?
EB: hurling cupcakes at teenagers who think they can reach the candy bowl?
EB: soaking those who get to the candy bowl with squirt guns?
EB: turning my whole front yard into a battlefield?
EB: im so ready!!!!!!!!
EB: well, i dont prank the little kids. they just want to have candy
EB: and i dont blame them! we give out the best stuff on the block
EB: for those who can reach it, that is