I’ve been told that alcohol is bad for me.
I’ve also been told that loving you is bad for me.

I’m still drinking

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Q
hey john how excited are you for halloween???
Anonymous
A

officialhomestucks:

EB: are you kidding????????
EB: pranking innocent tick-or-treaters?
EB: hurling cupcakes at teenagers who think they can reach the candy bowl?
EB: soaking those who get to the candy bowl with squirt guns?
EB: turning my whole front yard into a battlefield?
EB: im so ready!!!!!!!!

EB: well, i dont prank the little kids. they just want to have candy
EB: and i dont blame them! we give out the best stuff on the block
EB: for those who can reach it, that is


loopyleprechaun:


I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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petitpotato:

Every now and then I need to remind myself of this. We all can be that other person.

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dream-big-till-the-end:

those were the days guys

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bookoisseur:

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

I hate everything.

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